Flower Koi Pond: A red, white, and black spotted koi fish swims elegantly through a dreamy pond, framed with shining water ripples, a pale green lily pad, and two flowers in beautiful shades of yellow, salmon, and pink. Accenting the entire piece are sparkling mizuhiki cords for the lily pad and ripples, stamens and glittering gems on the flowers, and tiny red gems sprinkled on the fish to flash and gleam like real scales. Each tiny individual scale on the koi is hand-crafted with utmost care, and its elegant fins and tail are made with sparkling white organza fabric. Mounted on an alligator clip for easy wear.
magic and marijauna
summoning a large number of (incredibly drunk) goblins
Superhero? More like supervillain. I will suck your blood, make you break out in itchy welts all over your body, and force you to throw out your furniture. You won’t be able to sleep, and you’ll be paranoid for the rest of your life. M’WAHAHAHA!
My superpower is obscure grammar? God damnit, even my super power is lame.
I… intensify all hues of blue in the environs?
I’m in the past and confused? I can send people back to the past, where they will be confused? I am confused.
i’d say your power is to travel through time, but you have no control over when you end up
me, i’m a lady, and i’m late
or i’m amazing with poisons, if the story title/characters matter
Illusions, glamour, making faerie gold, possibly the sight?
I’m either in a Stephen Sondheim musical or a Jasper FForde novel. Either way, not a great power.
No, you can jump between realities in different fictional universes, writing wrongs and affecting plotlines in stories that are not yours, as a Fictional Avenger!
I not so silently judge you.
At tea time.
(again with the purchased marmalade? *sigh*)
I’m a barony in Tipperary. Or a town in South Africa. Or a village in Canada.
Or else I’m a giant posse of people called William, which means you’re dead. As are bits of me and one bit of me is in a peculiar relationship with a cannibal.
I mean, between Bootstrap, The Bloody and Neeson, I’ve got murder and revenge covered. I also have a science guy and a very funny dead comedian.
Mercedes Lackey magical bard hero. That cannot end well.
I’m either a very specific colour, or a somewhat singed metal, bowl, kettle, or police officer.
Freeze ray powers. Yummy lemon-flavoured freeze ray powers.
This is fun. Try it in fullscreen. Extra points if you tilt your head. You’re only human.
My face was literally this:
instant reblog omg
My heart was racing throughout the whole thing, with immediate goosebumps when it ended. #love
THIS IS THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD OMG ASFJDKJS GKL ASJDLK